Today, a boy with an enormous capacity for love called my bluff. I made a list of pros and cons. Either the cons continue to bother you, or somehow despite all the cons, you are undeniably, blinding obsessed. I consulted all my confidants. Spot the issue, lay out the law, and apply it to the facts.
In the end, we decided three things:
a) sparkle nail polish is best;
b) a crockpot will solve 80% of your problems; and
c) all girls fit into one of two categories.
xo jess
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