#rules1-9

Two of my girls, Sashka and Jilli, have recently posted sets of life rules. Obviously, I am going to do the same, because I think they are cool chicas and I do whatever they do. Here they are:

1. Popular things are popular for a reason. Its okay to like them!
2. My mood effects the people and environment around me. Be conscious of this.
3. Its okay to make funny jokes about my poor hygiene, but in practice I should keep myself well-groomed and smelling like a rose.
4. If all your friends hate him, he is probably an asshole.
5. Give genuine compliments regularly and accept them graciously.
6. I can be a bit of both.
7. Don't compare myself to other people.
8. This one I took directly from boycrazy - "before you start questioning your self-worth because a guy isn’t texting or calling you like your ego would like him to… decide if you even like HIM! cuz chances are, you might not even like him anyway." Girl knows whats up!
9. Never underestimate the power of a smiley face in a text message :)

xo jess

Come homework me

I decided to put all my phone photos from this past year onto my computer. This resulted in spending three hours looking through all of them giggling hysterically to myself. Apparently my favourite time to take photos is when I am wasted. Perfect. I would have it no other way. Talk about memory/blackout lane! I'd like to share some of the very best ones.

Whacha doin' baby? I'm hiding!

hahahahahaha

Climbing trees is really hard.

This girl and her sunflowers.

I'm so in love.

:)

 xo jess

I'm going to take you out for milkshakes later

'This is the summer of yes. This is the summer of who the eff cares.' -  tin-can heart

Right?? Girl knows how to say it. If I were to bottle and package my excitement, I could use it to power a small city for eternity.

xo jess

When the stars align

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: this past monday was one of the greatest days of my entire life. Take 5 super sexy babes all with the day off from work (except one but she came afterwards and it was awesome), a little bit (a LOT) of homemade sangria, gorgeous sunshine, one under-the-sea mural, one box FULL of water balloons that took 4 hours to fill, several hours of water-fighting, and one guest appearance of our beloved Nicole who just got back from traveling the world and surprised us all. Presto! Best day of your life.

When was the last time you actually had a water fight??

SHE CAME HOME!!!!!

xo jess

Pictures are easier than words - Part 2

Happy friday afternoon!

xo jess

The face of the brand.

If you are going to wait in a line-up for 3 hours, you may as well make it the best time of your life. Its about the journey, right!? Just make sure you have people willing to go on multiple beer/sangria runs. And make sure you have your Poochie Pouch well stocked. If you don't already have a Poochie Pouch, WHO are you?? Jk you can buy one! For 3 easy payments of $19.99!! For all your alcohol smuggling needs. It looks and feels real!!

Enjoy

Life

Robyn Cameron

xo jess

I'm a girl, but I'm also a fern.

"I consider myself a botanist with a specific interest in ecology and habitat conservation..." blah blah blah
Thats a line from a cover letter I wrote one time. Seriously though. I'm in love with plants. In LOVE with them. I could talk photosynthesis and carbon fixation all day. I'm pretty fun at parties.

So if you have an extra 13 minutes and 50 sec, I highly recommend you watch this and you'll probably fall in love with plants too.

Botany, bitches!

 xo jess

Belieber

I have an embarrassing obsession with this song. Please don't tell anyone.

xo jess

Put a little sparkle in your day

If you ever find yourself in a situation where you need to transfer sparkles from one person's chest hair to another person's face, here is is how it is done:

Step 1: Locate the sparkle donor.

His name is Jim

Step 2: Get in there.

Step 3: Enjoy your sparkles!!

Those stayed on there for 5 days.

xo jess